Monday, June 15, 2009

Princess Lylana

Historical Notes on our beauty here:  
After a hard period in her life she required a special kind of alchemy to pull her back together, but I think the alchemy treatment has curdled her highly touted physical beauty somewhat....and it's made her gain a great deal of weight.....not to mention her ocular di
sturbances..... actually, I didn't want to mention it,  but she descends from a long line of Anglo-Turko-Albanians on her father's side, going way back to before the fall of the Roman Empire.  that's why her real name  on her bankbook is Princess Schnurrg the thirteenth.
Sincerely,
Dr. Snub Gurni-Gurning, chief Plastic Surgeon, 33rd floor, Hospital for Special Recoverings.

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