Duke de Petunia

UFFIZI HERE I COME

--IZZY

*Newsflash!*

Have you ever wondered what really lies inside a snail shell? I mean, it's so swirly, and how does the snail fit in? Is there a magical world inside? Well, that is the theory of quite a few distinguished (if not so bright) scientists. They, along with a band of foolhardy explorers, used special cutting edge technology to shrink themselves small enough to fit inside a magnificent abandoned specimen. But, upon entering the shell, they found themselves sucked in, with no possible way to find their way out. Many were delighted with all the new discovery opportunities their situation held, but others were sorely pissed that they wouldn't get their coffee in the mornings ever again.

The contest winners...

I (being Lola) commend you all for your amazing entries for the what am I contest. I thought they were all so amazing that I had Izzy choose, and he chose the wizardress. Congratulations to you, and I must say to everyone else who put out an entry, yours were amazing as well. I guess its just time to get competitive.

here is what Izzy has to say on the matter-

"It's very clear to me, as to which one of the three respondees won, way out in front of the other two:  the first one. This writer is subtly, inventively, not calling attention to his/her self.  The second is just too literal, no imagination being expressed.  The third is too wordy, too convoluted, and frankly way off the mark, especially in terms of gender."

So, wizardress, here's your prize: a custom print, specially made for you from izzy. just say what you want, be it your name, an image, or portrait, and it will be done. your wish is our command. (almost.)

until next time,

Lola

Princess Lylana

Historical Notes on our beauty here:  

After a hard period in her life she required a special kind of alchemy to pull her back together, but I think the alchemy treatment has curdled her highly touted physical beauty somewhat....and it's made her gain a great deal of weight.....not to mention her ocular di

sturbances..... actually, I didn't want to mention it,  but she descends from a long line of Anglo-Turko-Albanians on her father's side, going way back to before the fall of the Roman Empire.  that's why her real name  on her bankbook is Princess Schnurrg the thirteenth.

Sincerely,

Dr. Snub Gurni-Gurning, chief Plastic Surgeon, 33rd floor, Hospital for Special Recoverings.

The Pear Pair!