It's pronounced EL-EE-PEE!

Just because there's an H in it doesn't make it sound like and F!

I mean really. . .

I am NOT an elephant! And so neither is my name!

Do you seriously think I bear ANY resemblance to some blubbering, sniffly pachyderm?

I'm GREEN, for chrissake! I've got a GOLD TOOTH. And please, don't even think to put my nose in comparison with a lumbering brute's TRUNK. My beautiful, dainty, slender nose, my precious baby! Oh, I will never let anyone touch you, hurt you, cut you off to spite the face. . .